you may be that girl if…. 30 don’ts for girls
July 13, 2008
sometimes, men are introduced to a woman who is entirely capable, and often quite close, to being absolutely desirable. unfortunately, for both men and women, many ladies engage in faux pas that restrict them from ever being wanted by anyone with class, style and taste
and now for the list…
you may be a girl guys go “yeah, she’s looks real-eeeeeeehhhh-maybe not” if you
30 crimp your hair
29 have metallic colored nail polish
28 wear old sports accomplishment t-shirts. no one cares that you went to volleyball state in ‘98
27 watch rock of love, flavor of love, or any other bad celebrity dating show
26 talk about the hills in public
25 pretend that you and [insert famous person] would be friends if you met
24 have celebrity tabloids out in your living room
23 use a cell phone that belongs in a movie from 2004 or earlier
22 can’t cook
21 watch the disney channel
20 take pictures of you with other peoples kids
19 wear a bridesmaid’s dress that has been shortened
18 never wear heels before 6:00 pm
17 let your nail polish crack or grow out
16 decide some days don’t require make-up
15 pretend your animal is a person
14 wear crocs
13 have a messy bathroom
12 wear a plastic belt
11 wear bad eyeliner/eyshadow/blush
10 don’t wax what needs to be waxed
9 are ever said to be “one of the guys”
8 have a laugh that includes snorts
7 don’t check your teeth for food after a salad
6 burp/fart
5 drink a wine cooler. buy a mixed drink or wine if you don’t want beer
4 have eccentric piercings (i.e. nipples, tongue, eyebrow, belly button, etc.)
3 practice an art with mediocrity
2 have visible biceps
1 wear rubber flip-flops. anywhere. ever.
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